So when I learned that Bill Murray would be one of the judges for the jokewiththepope.org competition, I began scratching my head to come up with a joke. In my heart, I knew Bill Murray would think my joke was the best joke ever and would contact me personally to invite me to celebrate by having lunch with him.
Alas, I am known in my family as the mother with no sense of humor. So it was hard to think up anything funny.
Later in the day I was in the company of an individual I will eventually describe, and it occurred to me that he was the inspiration for the joke I needed. So here’s my joke:
Why did the sailing coach wear a green sock on his right foot and a red sock on his left foot?
Because he was colorblind.
Stay tuned. You’ll want to read about the antennas.