He thinks there is too much ado about nothing.
I haven't decided what I will do, but I will be back here later to edit.
That's why it's so hard for me to come up with a joke. I'm working on a joke now.
It starts like this: Donald Trump, Conrad Black and Boris Johnson walk into a bar . . . .
If I were known for demonstrating a sense of humor, people would be laughing already. Just the very vision of those three doing anything together is so totally amusing, the joke is complete at this point.
"Why would you wear socks like that?"
His next remark was "I thought the circus was coming to town or something."
Apparently the reporter made some reply, because at this point Boehner refocused his attention on the reporter. "You better go check on the elephants." (A curious suggestion, since the elephant is the symbol of Boehner's political party.)
You can see this on YouTube, under a heading of something like: Boehner calls out a reporter over his dumb socks. (Next time I look at it I"ll bring the link back here.)
But, drat, at no time do we see the socks.
I'm willing to bet that the socks were very colorful, hand-knit for the reporter by an adoring wife or grandmother.
Show us the socks, please.
Just checked out a new book from the library, about blogging, but it's like reading something in a foreign language. Maybe if I could get into the habit of blogging -- something -- every day, I wouldn't have to keep repeating the learning curve.
What are the best atmospheric conditions for propagation?
Bill Murray, if you're having trouble understanding this joke, get in touch with me and we'll have lunch.
To borrow a line from all of the professional comedians who are trying to win a laugh from the pope: So here’s my joke:
Where did the two antennas go on their honeymoon?
They went on a DXpedition.
Does that one need a little explanation? Radio hams — who are the biggest users of antennas — are constantly searching for that elusive radio contact. A DXpedition is when a group of hams set up their antennas and radios in some really remote part of the world, and give their stay-at-home buddies a chance to add to their list of hard-to-reach (impossible) places. For example, Navassa Island, Banaba Island, St. Paul Island, north of Nova Scotia, Scarborough Reef . . .
My joke had all the amateur radio hams chortling.
Another joke about antennas?
Went online again to see what other antenna jokes there might be out there. Only thing I found was several versions of the two antennas getting married, service wasn’t great, but the reception was incredible.
Took me all day, but here’s my joke: Why did the two antennas decide to get married?
They discovered they were on the same wave length.
Sent that off to jokewiththepope, fingers crossed for good luck (but darned difficult to keyboard that way).